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Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

  • You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Felix Severn
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Anonymous
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn
  • Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
  • Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Fred Astaire
  • Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. Mark Twain
  • After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
  • When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th. Gloria Stuart
  • The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. H. V. ProchnowFunny Birthday
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Billie Burke
  • My Birthday!” What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear. Thomas Moore
  • At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all. John M Eades
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. Jerry M. Wright
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Jack Benny
  • Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same. Audrey Hepburn
  • As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Norman Wisdom

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  • Growing old is like beingincreasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Anthony Powell
  • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’ Steven Wright
  • If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. George BurnsFunny Quotes
  • Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson
  • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
  • Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. Kitty Collins
  • Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it. Greg Tamblyn
  • When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Blair Sabol
  • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. Anonymous
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
  • To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Bernard Baruch
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. Robert OrbenBirthday Quotes
  • You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
  • So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
  • People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

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  • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday
  • So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
  • Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
  • It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
  • The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
  • Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
  • See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!Funny Birthday
  • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
  • I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
  • The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
  • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
  • Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
  • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

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  • It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
  • Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.Funny Birthday Quotes
  • Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
  • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
  • Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
  • If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
  • Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
  • It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
  • It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
  • Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
  • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
  • You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.Birthday Quotes
  • Grow more older and become toothless soon.
  • Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.
  • On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.
  • As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.
  • Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.
  • Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

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  • Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
  • People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!
  • You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
  • Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.Funny Quotes
  • The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
  • Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
  • You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.
  • You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
  • The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.
  • Look, so many candles on a so little cake.
  • You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
  • You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.
  • Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.
  • I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.Best Funny Birthday Quotes
  • It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.
  • You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.
  • Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.
  • Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.
  • One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.
  • It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
  • You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
  • No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
  • Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
  • The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.Funny Birthday Quotes
  • I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.
  • A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
  • You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.
  • The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.
  • You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.
  • You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.
  • There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.
  • Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.
  • Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.Funny Birthday Quotes
  • With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.
  • No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.
  • People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.
  • Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.
  • Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.
  • You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!
  • You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!
  • Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 
  • More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.
  • Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.